I needed to return a faulty camera flash to Amazon, and their return process is simplified by the fact that one only needs to print a pre-formatted UPS label, adhere it to the shipping box, and drop it off at any UPS pickup location. It just so happens that there's a UPS Store right across the street from the locally famous (for Park Slope, at any rate) Smiling Pizza. With two of my favorite elements right in front of me (pizza restaurant, subway entrance), how could I resist? :)
As if it isn't obvious enough, that not-so-mysterious shadow in the lower-left corner is me, being inconspicuous in plain sight.