After a great deal of thought and consideration, I finally made up my mind and went down to the local military recruiting office in Downtown Brooklyn and signed up for the Marines.
The decision wasn't easy for me, but as President George W. Bush has always maintained, we're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. The President has also said that with one more surge, we'll have victory over the terrorists. I feel it's my patriotic duty to be part of this massive effort to fight for our freedom and keep America safe.
It doesn't matter that too many of us would rather sip French wine and appease Islamic Jihadists like modern-day Chamberlains. I'm just going to do my part to fight for security and our way of life, because surrendering to the global Jihad is simply not an option.